When it is better not to speak: Stupid celebrity quotes

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff"

- Mariah Carey

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"

- Britney Spears

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone

"What's Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"

- Paris Hilton

"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera

"I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie."

- David Hasselfhoff. Hoff, you can't credit yourself with the fall of the Berlin wall! The video for 'Jump in my Car' is pretty ace though.

"All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through."

- R.Kelly. Dude, really?